If you’re not sure you hate Richard Dreyfuss as much as I do, check out his hands in Inserts. I was not surprised to see he has pale, stumpy and plump pervy fingers one would expect on someone like George Segal or that pussy Michael J. Fox. All three can go fuck themselves with Richard’s child molester hands. They make me sick and one day I’ll start a fan club that will shut them all down. So, at a recent dinner party some drunk prick told me to rent Inserts because, as he put it, “you see all of Veronica Cartwright…And I mean all”. This made me curious since I have a mild obsession with her and at one time many years ago I wanted to have a mild obsession with her co-star Jessica Harper, but…well…I don’t know…I moved on I guess. Inserts bites, but for about half an hour Cartwright rips Dreyfuss, Bob Hoskins and Jessica Harper each a new ass. She plays a heroine-addicted porn actress named Harlene and the whole time I kept thinking of Punchy, my other favorite whore from Street Smart, played by Kathy Baker. These two women are the best characters ever put in two crappy movies that should have been two great movies. They both die and we’re left with Richard Dreyfuss and Christopher Reeve. Fuck me…If Punchy and Harlene ruled, this shitty fucking world would be a great place. But they die 'cause some closet case screenwriter was on crack and secretly hated women. If you don’t agree with me you can go stick the ugly hand of Richard Dreyfuss up your ass but make sure Michael J. Fox lubes you up good 'cause the ghost of Christopher Reeves don’t use lube and he’ll make you bleed for a week. Fondly, Rock Hard
