Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Crest!


Should-be silent film star Winona Ryder looks like poor Matthew Laborteaux: really great skin and big, wet eyes that kind of make you want to push their collective face in the dirt. But that could cause pimples. Toothpaste works great on getting rid of pimples, I know. Oh, you're out of toothpaste? Well, why don't you just run down to the little corner store on the fucking prairie and grab one and stick it in your fucking pocket? Regretfully yours, Super Glossy

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